(Source: olivesnooks)


amateurcracksman:

entropysamples:

amateurcracksman:

Yes but how do I know that you’re dating me for my heart and not for my international criminal empire

Because your international criminal empire is what you do, and not who you are.

That is so sweet I might just stab someone



mydraco:

just imagine if you were really, really good at drawing so it almost looked real - then you could just draw places you have been in your dreams. and then write a little description at the back of the paper what the dream was about and you will be able to remember the dream exactly and then you could just have a whole collection of your dreams and even use them for writing or anything

(Source: mydraco)


punkbruh:

0ver-doze:

danq kush nugzz

that’s a baby bearded dragon

punkbruh:

0ver-doze:

danq kush nugzz

that’s a baby bearded dragon

(Source: humortrain)


harclcandy:

itsdoctorfuckinwho:

muriellamercado:

muriellamercado:

i turned my boyfriend into a major frozen fan

oh my goodness

MOTHERFUCKER IT WAS TOUCHING..

step 4 though


kate-wisehart:

cacen:

necromancer:

What I imagine happens when people see something on their dash that makes them comment “SCREAMING OMFGFG D SJGHIJEBFKKJDVJKN”

now let me tell you something you might not know: this fucking piece of shit video changed my life

"but it’s just some guy screaming" well sit down son you’re in for a rollercoaster of a story

so a year ago or so I was scrolling along my dashboard when I saw klefable had reblogged this video of some random guy and had tagged it something like ‘lol he’s cute’ and I was like OH I’LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT so I watched this fucking video of some shitty pissing English boy screaming in his living room and it had like ten thousand notes and that was a pretty big deal back then

I thought to myself ‘you know what fuck it I’m gonna follow this piece of shit for no fucking reason whatsoever’ so I clicked follow and for some ungodly reason he followed back which was unexpected because he was some Tumblr famous arsedouche and you know what I fucking hated him because he was English and he hated me back because I’m Welsh but we somehow formed this twisted friendship over the internet where we’d do nothing but fucking send hate messages to each other because that’s what Welsh and English people do

how on earth we fell in love and celebrated our one year anniversary two weeks ago is a fucking mystery to me

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happy fucking anniversary you screaming English pisslord

This is like the cutest story I’ve ever read.


221bontheenterprise:

twistedviper:

chusska:

twistedviper:

chusska:

chusska:

I shaved my leg. Feel how smooth it is!

I dont understand how this got notes? I should shave more often!

you might want to try some lotion though, your skin’s bone dry!

WHAT?!  You got a bone to pick with me buddy?!

GEEZ calm down! Don’t let my suggestion get under your skin friend!

maybe you want to put a little meat on those bones, your looking a little skeletal. 

221bontheenterprise:

twistedviper:

chusska:

twistedviper:

chusska:

chusska:

I shaved my leg. Feel how smooth it is!

I dont understand how this got notes? I should shave more often!

you might want to try some lotion though, your skin’s bone dry!

WHAT?!  You got a bone to pick with me buddy?!

GEEZ calm down! Don’t let my suggestion get under your skin friend!

maybe you want to put a little meat on those bones, your looking a little skeletal. 


lady-out-of-time:

hetawholockvengerstuck:

im-deadpool-god-dammit:

I love how majestic the bald eagle looks from the side

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but from straight on it just looks scared and confused

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Just like the United States

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qunerdi:

the movie actually managed to make me laugh pretty hard with this omg


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